Whalecum to mai blawg

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

Friday Sep 9 @ 09:20pm

old-lion:

» hears noises

» wtf.jpg

» checks all open windows

» porn i thought was buffering was actually playing

Friday Sep 9 @ 09:20pm
iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

Friday Sep 9 @ 09:20pm

ckings:

covenesque:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

babybutta:

luzecitax:

everybody say good job!

Yo Blu speaks better than me.

jay’s laugh is so cute

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I HAD TO REBLOG THIS

Friday Sep 9 @ 09:19pm

safeguards:

my thoughts are tomatoes i cannot fathom into ketchup

Friday Sep 9 @ 09:19pm
Sunday Sep 9 @ 11:18am

I just spent an hour reading these….

Saturday Sep 9 @ 08:44pm

augenss:

- Tupac Shakur

Saturday Sep 9 @ 08:44pm

mtvother:

Chris Pratt isn’t the only star who hit the gym for Guardians of the Galaxy.

Saturday Sep 9 @ 08:43pm

[x]

Saturday Sep 9 @ 06:04pm

littleworthy:

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

Yeah, except the New Testament was written in Greek, not Hebrew. 

Feet were just considered exceptionally unclean, so if you see Jesus washing anyone’s feet … he was washing their feet. The Disciples were appalled because she was a prostitute, the lowest of lows, and he was behaving like her servant. 

Saturday Sep 9 @ 06:04pm

yuyukami:

alexanderlightworm:

So there’s a blind kid in my class, and today we were having really bad thunderstorms in our area. All of the sudden there’s a huge crack of thunder and all the lights go out. Some girl screamed “Oh my god i can’t see anything!” and the blind kid goes “Me either!!” and i just lost it

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Saturday Sep 9 @ 06:03pm

ukrainiangirlfriend:

marnla:

Never forget

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS PHOTOSHOOT I LOVE IT

Saturday Sep 9 @ 06:03pm

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

image

Saturday Sep 9 @ 06:02pm
galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

Saturday Sep 9 @ 06:02pm
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